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Post Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:37 pm

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In the words of Doc Jones "I am a committed Herbalist." I penned this song while on a world wind family history tour of Malad Idaho with my in laws. I hope you enjoy it. We had fun with it as you will see. I have also posted a link below if you would like to hear me sing it.... Enjoy!

https://www.dropbox.com/s/sxverzq9t2r8h ... s.wav?dl=0

I Came for the memories, I stayed for the herbs. Yarrow and plantain are my favorite you've heard. If you're bleeding to much or broke your toe, come to me, with all your woes.

Herbs herbs we love you, herbs herbs for what ails you. Herbs herbs for when you feel odd. Herbs herbs are sent from God.

If you get some yarrow you can heal a cut, if you get some mullein you can wipe your (butt) -Burdock is another that has some healing power don't you ever discount the power of the flower.
Herbs were made for man, they can cure the flu. Even they can help you when you can't go (poo)

Herbs herbs we love you, herbs herbs for what ails you. Herbs herbs for when you feel odd. Herbs herbs are sent from God.

Don't forget the root they can heal too. When you get the flu there's an herb for that too.
Lobelia is another that's difficult to say if you eat too much it will ruin your day.

Herbs herbs we love you, herbs herbs for what ails you. Herbs herbs for when you feel odd. Herbs herbs are sent from God.

Post Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:28 pm
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Thanks for sharing Kip...but I think maybe you'd better hold on to your day job for a while. :LOL:

Doc

Post Sun Jul 12, 2015 7:26 pm
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Hehe, pretty funny. Potential, but yeah.

Post Sun Jan 01, 2017 5:18 pm

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Location: Central Florida, Gulf 9b
Love it! :tomato:

There are many people who sing to their plants :roll: This would be a charming song around the herbalist's campfire. It's kind-of catchy even. ~Jeni
~Jeni, a.k.a. Lady Solidago

Finish every day and be done with it... This day is all that is good and fair. It is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on yesterdays. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


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